A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

Macho does not prove mucho.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Quote