Murphy: WELL! The belted earl has spoken. All I see are hired thieves.
John Tunstill: These boys are promising young men. Acquiring an education.
Murphy: Well, I've had you pegged as the type that likes... educatin' young men.

Charley Bowdre: It ain't easy having pals.

China Girl: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
China Girl: And a gun... it's a big gun.
Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.

Richard Brewer: Papers can't do anything right.

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

Charley Bowdre: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Because we're in the spirit world, asshole. They can't see us.

William H. Bonney: Reap the whirlwind, Brady! Reap it!

William H. Bonney: If we're caught, we're gonna hang... But there's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.

William H. Bonney: You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.

William H. Bonney: "Dear Governor Axtell. I've heard that you will give 200 dollars for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send 3 men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, Sir; I surrender. Your obedient servant William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!"

Alex McSween: I'm not leaving my house.
William H. Bonney: Alex, if you stay they're gonna kill you. And then I'm gonna have to to go around and kill all the guys who killed you. That's a lot of killing.

[The "Regulators" are surrounded by 20-30 men in Alex McSween's house]
Doc: Billy, what are we gonna do now?
William H. Bonney: We're gonna show these guys they've finally met their match!

[When the cavalry arrives]
Doc: Billy, we're good, but this is getting ridiculous.
William H. Bonney: I like these odds...

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Damn good riding with you, Chavez.
Chavez: Many nights, my friend... Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right...

[Steve is laughing at Bonney at the dinner table]
John Tunstall: What do you find funny, Steven? That's no proper table manners.
Charley Bowdre: He's got a way with hogs.
John Tunstall: Congratulations Charles! You and Steven will be doing the dirty crockery alone this evening.
Charley Bowdre: Sorry, John! It just struck me funny.
John Tunstall: And to William, both of you.
Charley Bowdre: Apologies, Billy. We was just hacking on you.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Yeah, we was just hacking on you.
Richard Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy! You don't seem like the killing sort.
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Yeah, Billy! What'd you kill him for?
William H. Bonney: He was hacking on me.

"Dirty Steve" Stephens: There are people who will never secede --
John Tunstall: Succeed!
"Dirty Steve" Stephens: Who will never succeed anywhere.
Richard Brewer: There's a whole roomful right here.

William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin! I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
Peppin: Yeah!
[Bonney goes to the window and shoots Charley Crawford.]
William H. Bonney: Hey, Peppin! Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.

Charley Bowdre: Did you know pigs is as smart as dogs? It's true. I knew this guy in El Capitan who taught his pig to bark at strangers.

Charley Bowdre: Hey Kenney, you bastard. it's you and i!

Charlie Crawford: Hey you ain't no regulator, boy! You just stay here with the porky're smarter than you anyway, you might learn something!

[Repeated line]
'Dirty Steve' Stevens: He ain't all there, is he?

[The Regulators are at a dance]
Charley Bowdre: Look at Billy Bonney go!
'Dirty Steve' Stevens: He ain't all there, is he?
Charley Bowdre: He's there enough to be dancing with a pretty girl while we're sitting around pulling our tallywhackers.

Charley Bowdre: Hey, Billy! I've got to get out of here. I've got a wife. She's this little Mexican gal. Please, Billy!
William H. Bonney: Charley, if you don't stand up and start whooping some ass, you ain't ever gonna see her again!

Richard Brewer: Lord, forgive us for our wrongdoings, for our misguidance by heathen religions. Thank you for keeping us alive. Lord, be with us in doing the right thing. Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallow be thy name!
William H. Bonney: Please, Dick! It's getting cold! (he and Dick both pull guns on each other) I could've killed you, Dick! I could've killed you, but I don't want to kill you! I want to eat.

Yen Sun: I know what you've come to do. You've come to lay with me and cut me into tiny pieces. You're the bandit that eats children and old people.
Doc: I eat meat and potatoes.

Yen Sun: They'll chase after us.
Doc: I'm used to that.

Yen Sun: I am unclean! That is not for a young man.
Doc: Yen, I used to ride with the dirty underwear gang out of Liberty, Missouri.