All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
- Yogi Berra Quote

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
- Yogi Berra Quote

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
- Yogi Berra Quote

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- Yogi Berra Quote

How can you think and hit at the same time?
- Yogi Berra Quote

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
- Yogi Berra Quote

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
- Yogi Berra Quote

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
- Yogi Berra Quote

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
- Yogi Berra Quote

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
- Yogi Berra Quote

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
- Yogi Berra Quote

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- Yogi Berra Quote

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
- Yogi Berra Quote

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra Quote

In baseball, you don't know nothing.
- Yogi Berra Quote

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra Quote

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
- Yogi Berra Quote

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Yogi Berra Quote

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
- Yogi Berra Quote

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- Yogi Berra Quote

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
- Yogi Berra Quote

The future ain't what it used to be.
- Yogi Berra Quote

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- Yogi Berra Quote

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
- Yogi Berra Quote

We have deep depth.
- Yogi Berra Quote

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra Quote

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- Yogi Berra Quote

You can observe a lot by just watching.
- Yogi Berra Quote

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
- Yogi Berra Quote

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
- Yogi Berra Quote

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra Quote