Umphrey's McGee Quotes

"We were on tour and Joel was urinating in the van, trying to pee in a cup. He missed and pissed all over our bassist's pillow and then tried to flip the pillow over so that nobody would notice, like we wouldn't smell it. So now we have a song called 'Miss Tinkle's Overture', named after Joel."'
Brendan Bayliss