Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Quotes

"May the Force be with you... for me... to poop on."

"Oh, is this a little Jedi? Your boy's due in two months? That'll be the last time he ever sees female genitalia!"

"Are you a separatist?... Maybe you should try separating yourself from donuts first."

"So you're acting now, you're in a vampire movie, yes? That's good. Finally, a role that requires you to suck."
(to Bon Jovi)

"on a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael's boyfriend?"