A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of production.
- Robert Anton Wilson Quote

All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense.
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An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.
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Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper.
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Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.
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Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.
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Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.
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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.
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Ego is a social fiction for which one person at a time gets all the blame.
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Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.
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Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies.
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Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.
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Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.
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Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.
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I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them.
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
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Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church.
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Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
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Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill.
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On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.
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Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.
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Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.
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Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs.
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The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.
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The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization.
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The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.
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The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.
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The Grail is the womb of the beloved.
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The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside.
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The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.
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The web of life is a beautiful and meaningless dance. The web of life is a process with a moving goal. The web of life is a perfectly finished work of art right where I am sitting now.
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There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.
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There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.
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When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.
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You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
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