But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
- Oliver Reed Quote

Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I do not live in the world of sobriety.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
- Oliver Reed Quote

I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
- Oliver Reed Quote

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
- Oliver Reed Quote

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
- Oliver Reed Quote

What's the point of staying sober?
- Oliver Reed Quote

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.
- Oliver Reed Quote