I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
- Noel Coward Quote

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
- Noel Coward Quote

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
- Noel Coward Quote

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward Quote

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
- Noel Coward Quote

I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
- Noel Coward Quote

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.
- Noel Coward Quote

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
- Noel Coward Quote

It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
- Noel Coward Quote

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
- Noel Coward Quote

Learn the lines and don't bump into the furniture.
- Noel Coward Quote

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
- Noel Coward Quote

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
- Noel Coward Quote

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.
- Noel Coward Quote

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.
- Noel Coward Quote

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
- Noel Coward Quote

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.
- Noel Coward Quote

The higher the building the lower the morals.
- Noel Coward Quote

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
- Noel Coward Quote

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
- Noel Coward Quote