Franz Krieger: While we're in Virginia let's stop by Fort Knox. I'll fly a helicopter through the lobby and land right inside the vault. And it would be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the goddamn CIA!

Eugene Kittridge: I want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.

Ethan Hunt: Zero bodycount.
Franz Krieger: We'll see.

Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.

Luther Stickell: You really think we can do this.
Ethan Hunt: We're going to do it.

Eugene Kittridge: I understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt: Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.

Eugene Kittridge: Ethan, I can see you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt: Kittridge, you've never seen me "very upset".

Jack Harmen: Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

Eugene Kittridge: If you want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I'll just make sure that you do it in hell.