Mindless Self Indulgence Quotes

"I just like to dress up purrrty, music's sucking more and more right now. There's nothing special about music right now. You set 'em up cause I'm knocking them right the @#$%& out."
Jimmy Urine

"Never heard of them, too many bands. We need to assinate a lot of these bands. Lots of bands could really be assinated, way too many."
Jimmy Urine

"Buy lots of our stuff. Give me some money, stop making more bands. Make an animated series I like to watch instead."
Jimmy Urine

I wasn't arrested for trying to light my penis on fire, I was arrested for having my penis out. It was in Detroit, but the lighting my penis on fire was a different show. All the shows really blur together. I tried to (light my penis on fire) but it didn't quite work.
Jimmy Urine