Elle: Hi everyone!
Timothy McGinn: Look, it's Capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so shiny.

Paulette: Oh, the bend and snap...I did that last night. Naked!

Paulette: You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!

Rep. Rudd: Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!

Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: That woman wears a lot of pink?

Elle: This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

Elle: So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

Elle: I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!

[reading from the snap cup]
Elle: What do Elle Woods and the snap cup have in common?" Oh, I love riddles!
[reads]
Elle: "They're... both stupid.

Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?

Elle: Hello Patriots!
Timothy McGinn: Oh my god, it's capital Barbie.

Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Yay for Ohio!

Paulette: Let's discharge!