Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
- Jeff Foxworthy Quote

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?
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I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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I know God is real.
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I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
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I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
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If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy Quote

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on.
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My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
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Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
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Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
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What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
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When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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