Half Man Half Biscuit Quotes

"Leaving school at 15, I could either have become a heroin addict - de rigueur around here at that time - or amused myself in some other way. This, I suppose, was that 'other way' - writing songs that reflected my lifestyle. That is to say, too much time on my hands, watch large amounts of daytime TV and think up stupid incidents with K-list personalities. These incidents never happened, I should add. I have never met Fred Titmus, for example, let alone greeted him in such an overfamiliar way."
Nigel Blackwell