Can you believe that Oderus Urungus has a cell phone? That sucks! What the f*** do you want? Sure, f*** yeah, interview me! (Pause) Do you want the Dave Brockie behind the scenes interview, or do you want to have Oderus Urungus yell at you the whole time?
Dave "Oderus Urungus" Brockie

We are in lovely New York City Manhattan. We finally made it back after not playing here for years. After Giuliani cleaned up all the porno out of Times Square, his next order of business was banishing Gwar from Manhattan. He did everything to keep us out of here, even going so far as blowing up the Twin Towers, Gwar's favorite landmark. But it hasn't worked, and we have triumphed and we are back to lay waste to this f***ing city.
Dave "Oderus Urungus" Brockie

It means we will annihilate and exterminate the human race and blow the planet into chunks, then float away into outer space where we belong. Of course, we say this every year, and every year we fail miserably.
Dave "Oderus Urungus" Brockie (on the meaning of Gwar)

"That's the advantage when you're immortal; I look forward to millions of years of making music. It's all tears in the eyes of god."
Dave "Oderus Urungus" Brockie