Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
- Flip Wilson Quote

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson Quote

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.
- Flip Wilson Quote

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it.
- Flip Wilson Quote

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.
- Flip Wilson Quote

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
- Flip Wilson Quote

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
- Flip Wilson Quote

Violence is a tool of the ignorant.
- Flip Wilson Quote

When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
- Flip Wilson Quote