I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series.
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We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother of the late Dave Morris.
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