I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard Quote

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
- Eddie Izzard Quote

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- Eddie Izzard Quote