"I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant."
Upon filing for divorce from his second wife: "I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman."
"I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don't drink, my body's a drunk."
"If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let 'em. That's how I got here, you know."