Natalie: Hey! I like that guy!

[During Natalie's dream scene.]
Natalie: Eduardo, move me.

[ordering at the drive through]
Dylan: I'll have three burgers, three apple pies and three shakes. What do you guys want?

Eric Knox: You're a woman, you've got female intuition, *and* you're a detective... and you didn't know this was going to happen?

Alex: What do you know, he speaks Natalie.

Alex: They're not Chinese fighting muffins, they're blueberry!

Alex: Flip your hair.
Natalie: What?
Alex: Flip your goddamn hair.

Pasqual: You crazy bastard!
Dylan: [as Mr. Jones] I think you mean crazy bitch.

Alex: Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!

Pete: I'll get tickets.
Natalie: I love tickets!

[mocking Eric Knox]
Dylan: I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

Chad: The Chad... is stuck.

Roger Corwin: You have great hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: My hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Alex: Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!

Dylan: And that's kicking your ass!

Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, yet he would already have the perfect girl.

Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

Natalie: [to FedEx guy] I signed that release waiver, so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot!

Natalie: Alex! Don't let him get away!
Dylan: It's a round track, Nat, he's not going anywhere!

[Vivian Wood steals Natalie's cell phone from her while she's talking to her friend Pete]
Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?
Pete: No, this is Pete.

Chad: Good morning Starfish.
Dylan: Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad.

Dylan: Hold that thought.

Chad: Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

[a film version of "T.J. Hooker" (1982) is playing]
Mr. Jones: [sighs] Another movie from an old TV show.