"Hi my name is Brian, but uh, you can call me 'B-Rok'. Cuz, I be rockin' your house!"
"Yo wuddup, this is the B-Rockster Brian"
"They go on about the size of my nostrils and them sucking things up"
"Oh my god! Howard!"
"He's going to be staying with me tonight."
"I think it's a concept the 5 of us have been thinking of for a long time"
"It was BRUTAL!!!!"
"That's wonderful."
"So, that's what we did while we were there. Just played a little....catch and throw"
"Don't tell them the whole thing!!!"
"Ahh, I'm just playin"
"I'm married to these guys!"
"I love these guys...oh gosh!!"
"I'm a manly man"
"I'm very soft, you know!"
"I'd really have to know someone before I'd even kiss them"
"I like a girl with a good head on her shoulders"
"If I had a girl I'd love to see her in my clothes. It's real romantic."
"How y'all doin? Y'all doin' alright?" (nice accent bro! hehe)
"It'd be different if you were like, 'Damn, I'm hot!" (in his Jim Carrey voice).
"Hi I'm B-Rok of the Backstreet Boys, Jim Carrey wannabe."
"I wanna be just like Jim Carrey"
"Alrighty then!"
"Right now I wish I looked a little bit older"
"I'm a Barbie Girl!"
"I told you I'm gonna have a good show"
"The only person I'd be really sorry to lose to is that Marilyn Manson dude"
"He put me in this cornball looking outfit"
"Now I'm looking for more of a dressy, man wear, you know, kinda cool."
"Facts are facts, you guys said 5 minutes and it's been five minutes and 35 seconds."
"Let's go interrupt, shall we."
(What turns you on?) "Girls!"
(What's been your most passionate experience to date?) "Oh man! It was a long time ago, I can tell you that much!It was over a year ago. I don't want to go into details, but there was a sauna involved!"
"Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual realtionship outside of marriage."
"Of course I like to look at pretty girls in the street. What hot-blooded boy doesn't."
"Most of all, I like chasing girls."
"If we've been to a scary movie or something and we're sharing a room, and the lights are off when we walk in, Nick will go 'It's dark in here, isn't it?' And he's not trying to be funny he means it!"
"I snore. Just ask the others!"
"We're not perfect"
"We've all got pretty smelly feet!"
"AJ is to blame for this."
"AJ- he's just a lunatic!"
"I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me."
"I think I'd make a loving, caring, understanding boyfriend, who's in touch with his emotions. Or at least I'd like to be."
"I liked this girl forever and a day, and we were always best friends. But you know those nice guys that you come to talk to when you have a problem with your boyfriend? You know, one of those in-between dudes? That was me to her."
"I was in the hospital for a month and a half of my first-grade year, so I missed a lot of school. I remember that I returned home from the hospital and there was a bicycle waiting for me in front of the house, a yellow and red bicycle with a big banana seat on it. This was 1980, and it's still my favorite bike."