[To his pregnant wife]
Buck Swope: How's my little kung fu fighter?
Jessie St. Vincent: He's kicking ass inside my stomach.

[Colonel's lady friend lying on ground, bleeding from nose.]
Young Stud: I, I think she did too much coke.
Colonel James: Oh you think so doctor?

[In a scene from "Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town."]
Dirk: [as Brock] You still hungry?
Jessie St. Vincent: Starving.
[Unzipping his pants.]
Dirk: [as Brock] Then feast on that.

Floyd Gondolli: This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.
Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.


Scotty: I'm a fuggin' idiot! I'm a fuggin' idiot! Fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot, fuggin' idiot...

Amber Waves: Too many things too many things too many things...I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.

[Reed and Buck discuss a magic trick in a loud and crowded night club]
Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you? Working with evil forces?
Reed Rothchild: What?!
Buck Swope: Evil forces!!!
Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil! It's an illusion!
Buck Swope: Confusion?!
[Reed looks confused and smiles]
Reed Rothchild: Thank you!

Buck Swope: You're not being fair! This isn't fair!
Loan Officer: This financial institution cannot endorse pornography!
Buck Swope: Stop saying pornography! Why are you doing this to me? I am an actor! I am an actor.

Floyd Gondolli: I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.

Reed Rothchild: [as Chest Rockwell] Let's get some of that Saturday night beaver.

Jack Horner: Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.

[His one word prediction for the future of the porn industry]
Floyd Gondolli: Videotape.

Jack Horner: He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.

Jack Horner: We're about to make film history, right here on videotape.

Jack Horner: I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.