"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."

"I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!"

"The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your @#$%& self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a @#$%& gun and cock it and blow your @#$%& face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world."

“Of all the Things I've ever Lost, I miss my Mind the most.�

"I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, where the f*ck am I?�