Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
- Billy Crystal Quote

"Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. Kids dressed as flowers would just look at me and think 'What is he doing?'"
- Billy Crystal Quote (NPR, June 2004)

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
- Billy Crystal Quote

Gentlemen, start your egos.
- Billy Crystal Quote

I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
- Billy Crystal Quote

" I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something."
- Billy Crystal Quote (NPR, June 2004)

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
- Billy Crystal Quote

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
- Billy Crystal Quote

That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
- Billy Crystal Quote

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
- Billy Crystal Quote

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
- Billy Crystal Quote

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal Quote