Austin Powers: Nice to mole you--meet you! Nice to meet your mole!

Austin Powers: Very Shaggadelic baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, you want ice cream?

Dr. Evil: Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.

Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

Nigel Powers: There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Goldmember: Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a shigarette? No, all right. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz? No? Then there is no pleasing you.

Goldmember: I must shay, you look toit. Toit, like a tiger. I can tell by your toit pantsh.

Fat Bastard: Baby.... where? Where's the baby? Here baby baby baby! Get in my belleh!

Fat Bastard: Aw, Jesus Christ! This diaper's making my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a fire!