Ass Ponys Quotes

"I'm 41 and experiencing probably my second or third midlife crisis. What's it all about? What am I worth? Do I make enough money? Do I have a big enough [manhood]? My teeth are falling out, my hair's getting gray, I'm gaining weight and I just have to face the fact that I ain't gonna be in matchbox twenty." 
Chuck Cleaver

"It used to be that we were kind of an iffy live band, sometimes we were really good and sometimes we were really bad, and there wasn't much in between."
Chuck Cleaver