Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
- Andy Dick Quote

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
- Andy Dick Quote

He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, "Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many different films do you have on there?" And he goes, "This one, this one, Comedy by Numbers and this one and one called 'Bob Pitches a Movie.'" And I'm like, "Oh!" And then I was thinking he would say, "which is very similar to the one to the one I did in your movie," but he never did. I just let it go. I don't care.
- Andy Dick Quote (Celebuzz, November 2007)

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
- Andy Dick Quote

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
- Andy Dick Quote

I know what you wanted to say, "Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are?" You can say it, lady.
- Andy Dick Quote (Celebuzz, November 2007)

I was a bad boy as a child.
- Andy Dick Quote

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
- Andy Dick Quote

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
- Andy Dick Quote

The band is The Bitches of the Century and for the album we got a bunch of studio musicians as well. But it’s my friends Andrew Sherman, Tim Walsh, David Windham, and Tim Keane, and then we rotate-in drummers. For some reason we go through a lot of drummers.
- Andy Dick Quote (Ink19, November 2002)

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
- Andy Dick Quote

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
- Andy Dick Quote

Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I’ve already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I’m going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny -- they actually won an award.
- Andy Dick Quote (Ink19, November 2002)

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
- Andy Dick Quote