On Eminem's song "Kim": "Every Dude thinks about killing his wife. He was just crazy enough to write it all down"

“So what if I'm smokin' weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It's not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It's a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.”

On his great friendship with Dr. Dre: "I think me and Dre are gonna be like

Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. When we get really old, I'll probably be having grey braids."

"I tell the truth. And I know what I'm talking about. That's why I'm a threat."

Talking about Tupac Shakur: "Sometimes, if you're lucky, someone comes into your life who'll take up a place in your heart that no one else can fill, someone who's tighter than a twin, more with you than your own shadow, who gets deeper under your skin than your own blood and bones"

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.

“If the ride is more fly, then you must buy.”

“I keep hearing about mutha f***ing Harry Potter. Who is this mutha****er?”

“Each kid that plays on the team has to have a C average, which is a 2.0 GPA, to play,”

“This money right here is going to the youth football league because a lot of kids in the inner city will appreciate that. Make some noise for the kids, man,”

“It's a beautiful feeling to be appreciated and come out and give the troops something to smile about and something to dance to, ... I'm down to do it again whenever, however, forever, all the time.”

“We want people who hate to lose, like myself. Now marinate on that.”