Lara Croft: The all seeing eye.....
Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?
Bryce: Well...that..would be a...no.
Lara Croft: To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower.
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William
[Manfred and Alex are entering the temple.]
Manfred Powell: Into the beast's mouth.
Alex West: And out the demon's ass.
Lara Croft: We have 83 rooms, why can't you live in the house?
Wilson: Well, I'm a free spirit me.
Wilson: He said my ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Well your ignorance has always amused me.
Head of Illuminati: If we don't get that piece then we'll have to wait another
thousand years for another alignment.
Manfred Powell: I don't know about you but I'm not planning to give that much
time to this company"
Bryce: This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!
Bryce: What's that smell?
Lara Croft: Five AM
Lara Croft: It's a clock. ...It's ticking.
Bryce: Oh, it's one of those ticking clocks, eh?
Hilary: A lady should be modest.
Lara Croft: A lady should.
Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft: This is where I start to have fun.
Bryce: So, time to save the universe again then, is it?
Lara Croft: Absolutely
Bryce: Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.
[Lara sees the UPS man staring at the dilapidated house]
Lara Croft: I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything.