Lara Croft: The all seeing eye.....

Lara Croft: Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?

Bryce: Well...that..would be a...no.

Lara Croft: To see your world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower. To hold infinity in the palm of your hand, An eternity in an hour. William Blake.

[Manfred and Alex are entering the temple.]
Manfred Powell: Into the beast's mouth.
Alex West: And out the demon's ass.

Lara Croft: We have 83 rooms, why can't you live in the house?
Wilson: Well, I'm a free spirit me.

Wilson: He said my ignorance amuses me?
Lara Croft: Well your ignorance has always amused me.

Head of Illuminati: If we don't get that piece then we'll have to wait another thousand years for another alignment.
Manfred Powell: I don't know about you but I'm not planning to give that much time to this company"

Bryce: This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!

Bryce: What's that smell?
Lara Croft: Five AM

Lara Croft: It's a clock. ...It's ticking.
Bryce: Oh, it's one of those ticking clocks, eh?

Hilary: A lady should be modest.
Lara Croft: A lady should.

Lara Croft: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft: I said you'd try.

Lara Croft: This is where I start to have fun.

Bryce: So, time to save the universe again then, is it?
Lara Croft: Absolutely

Bryce: Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
Lara Croft: Really? That's fascinating.

[Lara sees the UPS man staring at the dilapidated house]
Lara Croft: I woke up this morning, and I just hated everything.