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Randy: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!

Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting.

Randy: It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Billy: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre.

Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks! You've seen one too many movies!
Billy: No, don't you blame the movies Sidney! Watching movies dosen't create psychos. Watching movies makes psychos more creative!

Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.

Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.

Girl in Bathroom: Think about it...her mothers death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional, fears God, etc. She wants to kill her self, but then she realizes that teen suicide is out this year, and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.

Girl in Bathroom: Where do you get this shit?

Billy: [Quoting Norman Bates] We all go a little mad sometimes.

Casey: Listen, asshole!

Phone Voice: No, you listen, you little bitch! You hang up on me again, I'll gut you like a fish, understand? Can you handle that,...Blondie?

Killer: Okay, answer this question, you live. Who was the killer in Friday the 13th?
Casey: Jason! It was Jason!
Killer: Nope.
Casey: Yes it was! I've seen that movie 30 goddam times!
Killer: Then you should know that the killer was Mrs. Voorhees, Jason never appeared until the sequel!

Billy: That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.

Tatum: [About Casey Becker's death] It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.

Randy: Never ever, ever say you'll be right back cause you wont be back
Stu: I'm getting' another beer you want one?
Randy: Yea, sure
Stu: I'll be right back!
[Stu backs out of the room]
Randy: See you stretch the rules and you end up dead, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.

Randy: The police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula!
[yelling in video store]
Randy: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!

Gale Weather: Kenny, I'm sorry you're dead, but
[shouting]
Gale Weather: get the fuck off of my windshield!

Tatum: You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?

Sidney Prescott: You sick fucks! You've seen one too many movies!
Billy: Now Sid, movies don't create psychos.Movies make psychos more creative!

Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch!

Casey: Who's there?
Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.

Randy: Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field.
Drunk teen: Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down!

Stu: When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.

Gale: Jesus, get the camera, hurry!
Kenny: My name's not Jesus.

Gale: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!

Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!

Tatum: Stupidity Leak!

Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you.

Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?

Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench?

Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath-- would you be standing in the horror section?

Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if.
Randy: Oh really Alicia?

Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.

Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.

Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone?
Stu: You take a knife and split 'em from groin to sternum.
Billy: It's called tact you fuckrag!

Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up sometime.

Sidney Prescott: But this is NOT a movie.
Billy: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie.

Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?

Tatum: Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!

Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.

Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.

Sidney Prescott: I wish I could be a Meg Ryan movie. Or at least a good porno.

Stu: Did you really call the cops?
Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stu: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!

Tatum: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you?
Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself.
Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck they'd get Tori Spelling.






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