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A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
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A lawyer's dream of Heaven: Every man reclaimed his own property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.
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A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but a little want of knowledge is also a dangerous thing.
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A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
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A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct.
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A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war.
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A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.
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Academic and aristocratic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them.
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All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.
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All philosophies, if you ride them home, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
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And so there is no God but has been in the loins of past gods.
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
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Belief like any other moving body follows the path of least resistance.
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Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
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Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
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Christ was only crucified once and for a few hours. Think of the hundreds of thousands whom Christ has been crucifying in a quiet way ever since.
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Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day.
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Don't learn to do, but learn in doing. Let your falls not be on a prepared ground, but let them be bona fide falls in the rough and tumble of the world.
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Every man's work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or anything else, is always a portrait of himself, and the more he tries to conceal himself the more clearly will his character appear in spite of him.
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Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint.
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Faith - you can do very little with it, but you can do nothing without it.
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Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.
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For truth is precious and divine, too rich a pearl for carnal swine.
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God and the Devil are an effort after specialization and the division of labor.
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God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
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God cannot alter the past, though historians can.
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Half the vices which the world condemns most loudly have seeds of good in them and require moderate use rather than total abstinence.
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He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.
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He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
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Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.
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I never knew a writer yet who took the smallest pains with his style and was at the same time readable.
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If God wants us to do a thing, he should make his wishes sufficiently clear. Sensible people will wait till he has done this before paying much attention to him.
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If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.
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If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the world a hundred years hence.
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If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.
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If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to reason.
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In the midst of vice we are in virtue, and vice versa.
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Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
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It is a wise tune that knows its own father, and I like my music to be the legitimate offspring of respectable parents.
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
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It is our less conscious thoughts and our less conscious actions which mainly mould our lives and the lives of those who spring from us.
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It is seldom very hard to do one's duty when one knows what it is, but it is often exceedingly difficult to find this out.
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It is the function of vice to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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Justice while she winks at crimes, Stumbles on innocence sometimes.
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Let every man be true and every god a liar.
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Let us eat and drink neither forgetting death unduly nor remembering it. The Lord hath mercy on whom he will have mercy, etc., and the less we think about it the better.
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Letters are like wine; if they are sound they ripen with keeping. A man should lay down letters as he does a cellar of wine.
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Life is a quarry, out of which we are to mold and chisel and complete a character.
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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
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Logic is like the sword - those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
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Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him.
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Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat.
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Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity?
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Men are seldom more commonplace than on supreme occasions.
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Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order.
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Morality is the custom of one's country and the current feeling of one's peers. Cannibalism is moral in a cannibal country.
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Mr. Tennyson has said that more things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of, but he wisely refrains from saying whether they are good or bad things.
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My main wish is to get my books into other people's rooms, and to keep other people's books out of mine.
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No mistake is more common and more fatuous than appealing to logic in cases which are beyond her jurisdiction.
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One of the first businesses of a sensible man is to know when he is beaten, and to leave off fighting at once.
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Opinions have vested interests just as men have.
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Our minds want clothes as much as our bodies.
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People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.
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People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect.
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People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
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Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so.
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Self-preservation is the first law of nature.
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Silence and tact may or may not be the same thing.
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Some men love truth so much that they seem to be in continual fear lest she should catch a cold on overexposure.
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The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
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The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the doubt.
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The function of vice is to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.
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The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
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The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions.
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The history of the world is the record of the weakness, frailty and death of public opinion.
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The most important service rendered by the press and the magazines is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
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The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
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The seven deadly sins: Want of money, bad health, bad temper, chastity, family ties, knowing that you know things, and believing in the Christian religion.
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The sinews of art and literature, like those of war, are money.
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The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.
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The want of money is the root of all evil.
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The youth of an art is, like the youth of anything else, its most interesting period. When it has come to the knowledge of good and evil it is stronger, but we care less about it.
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There are more fools than knaves in the world, else the knaves would not have enough to live upon.
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There is no bore like a clever bore.
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There is no such source of error as the pursuit of absolute truth.
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There is nothing so unthinkable as thought, unless it be the entire absence of thought.
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There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as his own death.
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There is such a thing as doing good that evil may come.
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Think of and look at your work as though it were done by your enemy. I you look at it to admire it, you are lost.
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Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.
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To die is but to leave off dying and do the thing once for all.
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To give pain is the tyranny; to make happy, the true empire of beauty.
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To himself every one is an immortal. He may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.
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To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him.
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To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
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Virtue knows that it is impossible to get on without compromise, and tunes herself, as it were, a trifle sharp to allow for an inevitable fall in playing.
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We all like to forgive, and love best not those who offend us least, nor who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.
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We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms.
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What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer liveth.
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When you have told anyone you have left him a legacy, the only decent thing to do is die at once.
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When you've told someone that you've left them a legacy the only decent thing to do is to die at once.
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Words are not as satisfactory as we should like them to be, but, like our neighbours, we have got to live with them and must make the best and not the worst of them.
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Work with some men is as besetting a sin as idleness.
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You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it.
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Category: Literature Quotes
Occupation: Poet
Date of Birth: December 4, 1835
Date of Death: June 18, 1902
Nationality: British





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