[They arrive at their new home.]
Lucille LaRusso: This is it! This is the end of the line.
Daniel LaRusso: You're telling me.

Daniel LaRusso: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid?
Miyagi: Huh - plenty.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but it wasn't like the problem I have, right?
Miyagi: Why? Fighting fighting. Same same.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you knew karate.
Miyagi: Someone always know more.
Daniel LaRusso: You mean there were times when you were scared to fight?
Miyagi: Always scare. Miyagi hate fighting.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you like karate.
Miyagi: So?
Daniel LaRusso: So, karate's fighting. You train to fight.
Miyagi: That what you think?
Daniel LaRusso: [pondering] No.
Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel LaRusso: [thinks] So I won't have to fight.
Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you.

Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel LaRusso: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Miyagi: Problem: attitude.
Daniel LaRusso: No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem!
Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.
Daniel LaRusso: That's not what these guys are taught.
Miyagi: Hai -- can see. No such thing a bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

[Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles]
Daniel LaRusso: How did you do that? How did you do that?!
Miyagi: Don't know. First time.

Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel LaRusso: I guess so.
Miyagi: [sighs] Daniel-san, must talk. Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: just like grape. Same here. You karate do "yes," or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,"
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: just like grape. Understand?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I understand.
Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I'm ready.

Miyagi: We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

Daniel LaRusso: Why didn't you tell me?
Miyagi: Tell what?
Daniel LaRusso: That you knew karate.
Miyagi: You not ask.
Daniel LaRusso: Well, where'd you learn it?
Miyagi: Father.
Daniel LaRusso: But I thought he was a fisherman.
Miyagi: In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.

Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."
Daniel LaRusso: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
Miyagi: You too much TV.

Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.
Daniel LaRusso: Hey, I was just kidding about that.
Miyagi: Why kidding?
Daniel LaRusso: Because I'd get killed if I go down there.
Miyagi: Get killed anyway.

Daniel LaRusso: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel LaRusso: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.

John Kreese: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!

Daniel LaRusso: This school sucks, man! Sucks!

Daniel LaRusso: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penny. Three ninety-eight.

Lucille LaRusso: Palm trees, Damn! You know what that means?
Daniel LaRusso: Yea. Watch out for falling coconuts.