Ajay Sidhu: Did you find him?
Roland Tembo: Only the parts they didn't like.

[About the poison on the darts in their guns.]
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Is there an antidote?
Eddie Carr: What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident.

Eddie Carr: Violence and technology...not good bedfellows!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Where you're going is the only place on earth where the geese chase you.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Sarah! Sarah!
Nick Van Owen: Sarah Harding!
Dr. Ian Malcolm: How many Sarahs you think are on this island? Sarah!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

[After re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego.]
Sarah Harding: How do we find the adult?
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Just follow the screams.

Roland Tembo: The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
Roland Tembo: Then his problems are over. My point is, predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
Nick Van Owen: Yeah, only humans do.
Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking my heart. Come on! Saddle up, let's get this moveable feast under way!

Dr. Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you right now.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!
Dr. Sarah Harding: I'll be back in five or six days.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Why doesn't anyone listen to me? I speak simple English, I don't have an accent as far as I can tell.

John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Hang on. This is going to be bad.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Mommy's very angry.

Dr. Sarah Harding: You know, I have made a career out of waiting for you to show up.
Kelly Malcolm: You know, she does have a pretty good--
Dr. Ian Malcolm: It's so important to your future that you don't finish that sentence.

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