Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi
without paying for him.
[Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand.]
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
[Indy and Short Round are exploring a cavern.]
Short Round: Feels like I step on fortune cookie!
Indiana Jones: It's not fortune cookies. Let me take a look.
[Indy lights a lighter to find bugs crawling all over the place.]
Short Round: That no cookie!
Kao Kan: [laughing]
Short Round: Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!
Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.
[Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room.]
Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
[Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap.]
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I just do what you say! Not my
fault! Not my fault!
[Willie accidentally sets off the same trap she just sprang.]
Short Round: It wasn't me! It's her!
Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short
Willie: Willie is my professional name, "Indiana."
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.
Short Round: I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!
Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
Indiana Jones: You wear your Jewels to bed?
Willie: And nothing else. Does that shock you?
Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
[Indy signals his intention to cut the rope bridge.]
Willie: Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?
Short Round: He no nuts, he's crazy!
[Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge.]
Mola Ram: Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
Short Round: No time for love, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
Willie: Aren't you gonna introduce us?
Lao Che: This is Willie Scott; this is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist.
Willie: Well I always thought that archaeologists were always funny looking men
going around looking for their mommies.
Indiana Jones: Mummys.
Willie: I can't go to Pankot! I'm a *singer*!
[On seeing Indy in his "work clothes"]
Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?
Willie: You know how to fly, don't you?
Indiana Jones: Um, no. Do you?
Short Round: I'm very little! You cheat very big!
Chattar Lal: I should say you look rather lost, but then I can't imagine where
in the world the three of you would look at home.
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?
Willie: THAT'S the maharaja? A *kid*?
Short Round: Maybe he likes *older* women.
Guest at dinner: Ah! Dessert....Chilled Monkey-Brains!
Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, in my country, it is not usual for a guest to insult his
Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who thretaned to cut
off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my....
Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.
Shaman of Maypore: Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.
Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!