I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
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I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
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I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
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I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
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I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.
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I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
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I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.
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I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.
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Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.
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Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.
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'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.
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Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
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When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
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