Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
- Blake Edwards Quote

Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.
- Blake Edwards Quote

If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.
- Blake Edwards Quote

Nothing matters but the facts. Without them, the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.
- Blake Edwards Quote

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.
- Blake Edwards Quote

There's so few people in this town with a conscience.
- Blake Edwards Quote