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Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Catch ya later, evil dude!

Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq. and
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Death to Bill and Ted!

But sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper.

De Nomolos: Now, what is you're mission?
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: First, we totally kill Bill and Ted!
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yeah, then we take over their lives.
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Then, we utterly destroy them.
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Then, at the Battle of the Bands, we give the speech they we gonna give, except totally different.

Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Not bad.
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Yeah, let's make it bad.

Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: I got a full-on robot chubby

Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: He's totally a robot!
Evil Bill S. Preston, Esq.: So are you dude!
Evil Ted "Theodore" Logan: Well, we're total metalheads!

Rufus: [A] special treat from the 23rd century, Miss Ria Paschelle. Miss Paschelle as you all know is the inventor of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier-graphaphoner-delaverberator. Kind of hard to imagine the world before we had them.

The Grim Reaper: You might be a king, or a little street-sweeper,

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