[Austin tries to resist to Fembots]
Austin Powers: [muttering] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
[One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs]
Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

[Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom]
Austin Powers: Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see...
[Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind]
Austin Powers: ...anything at all.

Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Austin Powers: You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!

Austin Powers: It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

Texan: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Texan: Oh... sorry.

Austin: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina
Austin: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um...never mind!

Dr. Evil: Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.
Scott Evil: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
[Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out]
Dr. Evil: Hug, hug, hug.

Austin: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir.
[To Austin]
Casino Dealer: :5.
Austin: I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Austin: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby.

[Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet.]
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Guy in Bathroom: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

[Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet]
Guy in Bathroom: Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?

Austin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.

Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.

Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin.

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn

Austin: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!

Austin: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.