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A man is known by the company he organizes.
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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.
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Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
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Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.
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Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
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Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
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It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better.
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Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
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Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt.
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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
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Patience - a minor form of despair disguised as a virtue.
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Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
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Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
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Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
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The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
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The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
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The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
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There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.
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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.
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What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.
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Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.
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Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
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Category: Literature Quotes
Occupation: Journalist
Date of Birth: June 24, 1842
Year of Death: 1914
Nationality: American





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