Learn Aladdin Quotes at QuotesU.com

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! There's a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Iago: Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!

Jafar: Faster Iago, faster!
Iago: Yes, oh mighty evil one!

Genie: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

Genie: Rule Number Three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it!

Genie: Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genie: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin: Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
Genie: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

Genie: Okay, Sparky, here's the deal: You wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?

Genie: Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck!

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Jafar: You are late.
Gazeem: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.

Genie: It's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

Genie: Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature!

Genie: It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!

Genie: Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!

Jafar: You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife!

Sultan: Jafar! You vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

[The Genii and the flying carpet are playing chess.]
Genie: So move.
[The carpet makes a move.]
Genie: That was a good move.
[a la Rodney Dangerfield]
Genie: I can't believe this; I'm losin' to a rug!

Genie: Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!

Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots -- we've ALL got swords!

Jafar: [to Iago] I love your fowl little mind!

Jafar: If only I'd gotten that lamp.
Iago: [mocking Jasmine] I shall have the power to get rid of you.

Genie: I'm getting tired of going POOF, whaddaya need, POOF, whaddaya need, POOF, whaddaya need?

Jafar: Just remember the golden rule. Whoever has the gold makes the rules!

Merchant: [holds up lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man, who like this lamp, was more than what he seemed... a diamond in the rough.

Aladdin: Jafar, you snake!
Jafar: A snake, am I? Perhaps you'd like to see how snake-like I can be!

Aladdin: They want to make me Sultan! No! They want to make Prince Ali Sultan! Without you, I'm just Aladdin.
Genie: Al, you won.
Aladdin: Because of you! The only reason why anybody thinks I'm worth anything is because of you! What if they find out I'm not really a prince? What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own. I can't wish you free.
Genie: Fine, I understand. After all, you've lied to everyone else. "Hey, I was just beginning to feel left out."
Genie: Now, if you'll excuse me, MASTER!

Category: Movie Quotes