Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

Ace: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace: It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

[spying, sitting in a mechanical rhino]
Ace: Pretty hot in these rhinos...

[Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck]
Ace: Nobody wants to play with me!

Ace: Guano bowls!! Collect the whole set..

Ace: What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: He said that she is not a virgin.
Ace: They can tell that?

Ace: Where iz zhe bat?

Ace: Die you bewinged spawn of Satan!

Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna.... Bumbawe Atuna...
Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me ... Your balls are showing...
Ace: Bumblebee tuna!

Ace: OK all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.
Fulton Greenwall: Well aren't you going to go investigate?
Ouda: Here you go
[hands him torch]
Ace: [gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton....

Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!... Flick it, QUICK!
[Greenwall does nothing]
Ace: Okay, shall we go to jail?

Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!

Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy!
Ace: Thanks for the free parking!

Ace: Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!

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